Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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