But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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