You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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