even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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