Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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