Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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