If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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