Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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