I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
