And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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