i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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