ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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