My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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