Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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