i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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