dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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