Just fell off a train. Bad.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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