i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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