Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
