Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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