Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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