so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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