i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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