i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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