I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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