Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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