scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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