Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
