uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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