we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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