So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i out mim tonsoeep
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