i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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