I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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