I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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