i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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