Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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