I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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