It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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