We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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