Sponge bath it is.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
tequila makes me forget i have legs
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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