When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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