I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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