We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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