i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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