It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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