Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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