Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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