so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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