I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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