I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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