So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Randomize
