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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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