If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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