I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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