I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize