I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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